Bulletin_ June 30, 2023 – the McConnell/Roberts “supreme court” today banned female masturbation. “justice’ Alito, speaking for the majority, stated that “masturbation” was NOT in the U.S. Constitution, therefore had no protection.
Bulletin – June 30, 2024 – the McConnell/Roberts “supreme court” today banned male masturbation. “justice’ Alito, speaking for the majority, stated they had determined last year that “Masturbation” was NOT in the U.S. Constitution, and therefore was NOT protected. Alito also cited “national security” needs.
Bulletin – January 20, 2025 – the recently elected DeSantis-Greene Administration announced that the “United States of America” had been renamed “The People’s Christian Republic.” Also, they stated, a new constitution was being written. Also, the army was to be known as “The People’s Christian Guard; the former National guard had been transformed to “The People’s Morality Guard.” Local police units were now “People”s Christian Guides.”
Bulletin- June 30, 2025 – “The People’s High Court” today banned all male vasectomies, and all contraceptives banned> The Court declared biblical laws and national security required these measures. Also, the Court decreed all females over age 10 were required to “dress modestly; all female bathing suits were required to cover them fully between the neck and the ankles. Face masks required for all females over age 10.
Bulletin – January 20, 2026 – The Administration announced that Mount Rushmore would be destroyed. A new “People’s” currency would be issued: D.Trump on the $100 bill: S.Alito on the $50 bill; C.Thomas on the $20 bill; A.C. Barrett on the $10 bill; M.McConnell on the $5 bill; P.Schlafly on the $1 bill. Only members of “The Federalist Society” would be allowed to practice law.
Bulletin – June 30, 2026 – The People’s High Court today required all females over age 10 to have their clitoris removed, citing biblical laws, and “there was no need for females to have sexual pleasure outside of child creation. The Court also decreed all females over age 10 to be legally considered “pre-pregnant.” The Court also published a list of forbidden behaviors for females.
Bulletin – June 30, 2027 – The People’s High Court to day banned the sale of coat hangers to any females unaccompanied by older male relatives. The Court also established felony level punishments for females who failed to complete their pregnancy with the delivery of a healthy child.
Bulletin – June 30, 2028 – the People’s High Court today required all married couples to complete “fertility completion” education classes. They’re required to report to local Re-Education Centers for classes. Unmarried singles engaging in sex without producing children was declared illegal.
Bulletin – June 30, 2029 – the People’s High Court today decreed all married couples with an infertile wife would be required to obtain the services of a handmaid. the Court also decreed all unmarried females would be considered servants of the state; that they immediately report for mandatory physical exams to establish child creation capabilities.
Bulletin – June 30, 2030 – the People’s High Court today decreed all females of THE People’s Christian Republic would be assigned child creation quotas. Medals for meeting quotas would be bronze for 3 children; silver for 5 children; and gold for 7 children birthed who survived.
Bulletin – June 30, 2031 – the People’s High Court today decreed all females over the age of 10 were now owned by the State; they were required to report addresses; they couldn’t travel without family approval; each female over age 10 would be required to have an official State number tattooed onto their right forearm and above their left buttocks.
Bulletin – June 30, 2032 – The People’s High Court today decreed all government employees must be members of the Catholic or Evangelical Churches; that the ex-Massachusetts 1641 law code was now law – top capital crimes are idolatry, witchcraft, blasphemy based on biblical books Exodus, Leviticus, and Deuteronomy.
Bulletin – June 30, 2033 – the People’s High Court announced that hence forth public executions, with stoning the preferred method, would commence – as “community projects.” The crimes: adulterous women and females lying about virginity, children who strike parents, gay men, blasphemers, witches, idolators. Eliminated: labor unions, Social Security, public schools, unemployment benefits, environmental laws.
Bulletin – September 1, 2033 – the United Nations and “Freedom House” today both announced that they had put The People’s Christian Republic on their list of “non-democratic” nations, in company of North Korea, Iran, the Russian Federation, The People’sRepublic of China.
